Oct 20,
2004 -
The atmosphere is uniquely formal and eclectic with
numerous dining rooms each with its own ambiance... some gaudy, some clubby,
some cosmopolitan - the Bordeaux room,
Burgundy room, Andre Techelloft room, Florentine room, etc. each small
intimate in its own way.
Atmosphere - 3.5/5
Food - Menu is basic American steakhouse with a
selection of seafood reflecting the coastal setting. Some token veal and
chicken dishes but this is the quintessential steakhouse - so much so they
sell their steaks by the INCH and the Ounce. Standard fare provides soup,
salad, baked potato, vegetable selection du jour and house onion rings as
sides to every entre. Still there is an extensive selection of sides. Salads
come with a dozen different home-made dressings. Preparation and presentation
is basic and almost institutional reflecting the large high volume setting
and distributed dining rooms. For being a steak house first and foremost, my
NY strip was a bit tough and grainy. We're not in Chicago or New York! The
hospitality and showmanship of promoting and showcasing the dining rooms,
kitchen and cellars is unprecedented and amiable. They promote tours of the
kitchen and cellar and work hard to show off
and share insights of their substantial operations. One can't help but
feel a bit of the 'Disney' experience of queuing, herding, hurrying and
queuing some more but its all part of the experience that is uniquely Berns.
Food - 3.75/5
Wine - This may be the most extensive winelist and wine
cellar of any restaurant on the continent. You can certainly count on both
hands or less the number of wine lists in this class. The winelist is 138
pages long - reprinted every nine months, featuring 6500 different wines and
an astonishing inventory of over a half million bottles - of which 90,000
are there on the premises!! Its bound in a landscape format 7X 11 book that
is approachable and easy to read - updated about every nine months. This
night was the 55th printing from August 2004 - book #61. The offering is
extensive although not as broad as one may expect, but there are
extraordinarily deep vertical selections of a large number of wines. There
are twenty five different vintages of Gruaud Larose with almost a dozen from
the 19th century dating back to 1820! There are about 20 vintages of most
first growths dating back to the turn of the (last) century. There are
twenty five vintages of Ducru Beaucaillou dating back to 1920 and about
fifteen vintages of Dominus - as an example of the depth. There is a
surprisingly broad and deep selection of California wines with a surprising
large number of uninspiring middle tier volume producers'
standard brands reflecting the huge selection. There are respectable
selections from all the major reqions with the top producers from Gaja to
Grange to Harlan. Deeper though there is Freemark Abbey but nothing from their single
vineyard Bosche, Sycamore, or Carpy Ranch vineyards for example. There are five different
vintages of Robert Craig Cabernet Sauvignons but nothing from his noteable
97, 96 or 94 vintages. So the winelist while exceptionally broad and
selectively deep is a bit pedestrian at times not reflecting
consistency of high end selective or sought after boutique offerings. Never-the-less, the winelist offers an incredible selection of moderately fairly priced wines
with many great values. Lastly, there is an astonishing 140 wines by the
glass, an entire restaurant or dining room dedicated to a hundred desert
spirits and wines with accompanying deserts, and a large respectable
selection of large format bottles. The winelist is a Wine Spectator Grand
Award winner as one might expect from such an investment and selection. I
chose to try a Bordeaux from the eighties top ranked vintages at a
price-point less than $100. I had no less than a dozen selections to choose
from including Clerc Milon 1988, Pape Clement, Pontet Canet, Cantemerle,
Chateau Les Ormes de Pez 1982 or 1981, Brane Cantenac 1983, and Chasse
Spleen, etc. The selections are by wine type not regions for the Americans from California and the Northwest.
Rest of world wines are by appellation - French from Bordeaux,
Burgundy, Rhone - north and south including CDP, Vacqueras, Gigondas, even
Segurat and Provence - Italians, Germans, Australians, Spanish and
South Americans. The selection is extensive and deep.
Prices are reasonable. Lastly, in addition wines to by the glass, one can
order 1 ounce servings and create your own 'flight' from the extensive per
glass offering. For any wine aficionado, its the worth the trip and is
a memorable experience. See
Wine Journal Review.
Wine - 5/5.
Service was friendly but someone distracted and busy
due to the staffing method of personalized service rather than teams or
overlapping servers or associates and supplementary servers - resulting in
less than attentive and less than efficient service. Waiters were
professional, courteous and
gracious, and friendly never-the-less.
Service - 3.5/5
Overall - Bern's is an
institution - a shrine to steak and a shrine to wine. They play up that
reputation with showmanship and pomp mixed with hospitality albeit it is a
bit impersonal due to the sheer volume. As much of the spectacle of
Disneyland are the queuing and lines. As such it is a unique wine and
dine experience that warrants two rating points raising their cumulative
rating to 17.75/20. |